Hans's Greatest Hits
"I spent most of my K-12 education at my local government indoctrination center. I was also home schooled during the seventh and eighth grades. The corridors and classrooms of the modern public school are so polluted with the filth of moral relativism that the typical public high school graduate moves into the world devoid of character, conscience, or courage."
-Hans Zeiger, A Defense of Home Schooling (October 20, 2003)
"One might wonder why the Girl Scouts have been spared the painful attacks that have been launched upon the Boy Scouts by the Left in recent years. The reasons are simple: the Girl Scouts allow homosexuals and atheists to join their ranks, and they have become a pro-abortion, feminist training corps."
-Hans Zeiger, Pro-Abortion Feminist Scouts (February 16, 2004)
"It just so happens that the ‘Religious Right’ is the only significant religious group in America that is really dedicated and interested in praying to God. That isn't to say there aren't folks who occasionally pray to false gods or demons or themselves in various corners of the Religious Left, but they don't tend to be the prayer-warrior types."
-Hans Zeiger, Pray for Barry Lynn (May 6, 2004)
The Local Press on Hans
"Zeiger, 25 and working on a graduate degree, doesn’t have enough seasoning or life experience for the Legislature. He also hasn’t put enough years and mileage between him and some wacko Internet commentary he authored all too recently as a college student. Zeiger’s comments – which included attacks on the Girl Scouts and a suggestion that Baptists worship a dubious deity – should be a cautionary tale for young people accustomed to spouting off on the Web. [...] Morrell is the stronger choice in this race."
-The News Tribune (September 28, 2010)